Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Kingdom of Gaudi

After you’ve travelled in Europe for a while, you get a little jaded when it comes to churches. It’s sad, because every old European city is crowded with beautiful old churches, each a masterpiece in its own right. When I visited Italy as a teenager, I think my chin spent more time on the floor than it did attached to my upper jaw. And yet these days I don’t find myself as gobsmacked as I used to be when entering yet another spectacular church. There are just so many of them everywhere here.

I guess it’s similar to my complete lack of appreciation of sunny days growing up in Sydney. It was only when I moved away that any glimpse of blue sky made me want to throw a party.

So in the lead-up to my visit to Barcelona, I wasn’t too wound up by all the rave reviews I’d heard of its most famous landmark, La Sagrada Familia. After all, it’s just another European church to check off the list. My prediction: It would be beautiful, fo’ sho’, but probably nothing particular unique. Right?

Omg.

The church of La Sagrada Familia is nothing less than the most exquisitely designed building I have ever visited. It was designed by the legendary Catalonian architect Antoni Gaudi, whose unique creations are studded like jewels all over the city of Barcelona. La Sagrada Familia was his magnum opus – only one-third finished when he died, and still a work in progress to this day, over 120 years after the first stone was laid. This is a building for the ages.

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(Picture from Wikimedia Commons – mine did not come out so good.)

It really is hard to know where to start describing this thing. Basically Gaudi took all the things that make the old European churches so impressive and gave them a modern twist. For example, he wanted to capture the grand feeling that a lofty ceiling lends, but didn’t want traditional weight-bearing arches blocking the sightlines inside the church.

So he carefully studied the structural properties of trees, and instead of hefty arches, he installed gorgeous white, slender, tree-like columns at regular intervals. The twisting shapes of the columns and the branches that sprout from atop each one are modelled on geometric forms in nature. The roof itself is studded with giant golden flowers. The effect is of walking through a tall, silent forest.

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Then there are the two completed facades at the front and back of the church (as I mentioned, it’s still under construction). The Nativity facade is the more traditional-looking one. It’s meant to represent the hope brought to the world by the Nativity – I thought of it as the Happy Facade. The intricacy of it is just mind-blowing.

Every inch is so detailed that I had to pause my audio guide about twenty times to pick out each mentioned detail from the visual torrent of stone animals, plants and people. And I think I still missed about half of them. Again, my photos don’t even do 20% justice to this place.

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On the other side of the church is the Sad Facade (ok, it’s actually called the Passion facade). It was created some decades later by a different artist, although still in the spirit of Gaudi’s original design. It definitely looks more modern, yet still exudes tradition. And it’s very sparse in contrast to the riotous exuberance of the Nativity Facade, but no less dramatic for it.

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Here’s a cool fact that appealed to my nerdy side (that’s all my sides, to be exact). Gaudi made these upside-down models to figure out exactly how the parabolic curves of his buildings’ towers should be constructed. He would weigh down each part of the “roof” with little bags of sand that were proportional to how much weight would be borne by that part of the roof once the building was up. Awesome, non?

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There is so much more I could say about this place, but there’s no point. It has to be seen to be believed. I am not a church person. And I loved it. I’d heard the hype, and I’d heard the meta-hype (ie. people saying “it lives up to the hype!”), and was not disappointed. (Hereafter, anyone who reads this entry and then goes to Barcelona will be testing whether it lives up to meta-meta-hype. Whoa.)

Once you’ve seen La Sagrada Familia, you enter a trance-like state where all you want to do is walk around Barcelona looking for more examples of Gaudi’s genius. And there is plenty more where that came from. Barcelona is like a living textbook of the quirky, whimsical Modernist movement in architecture, whose buildings make you feel like you stepped through the looking glass.

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Although the church is definitely the most epic and impressive of Gaudi’s contributions to Barcelona, I think my personal favourite was Park Güell, a big garden in the hills north of the city. It’s already blessed with an amazing location, offering panoramic views of the city from all sides. It was a beautiful sunny autumn day when we visited, and the park was full of people and music.

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On this bright canvas Gaudi added his magic, with cool spots to sit and chill out, like this Jurassic-looking bridge lined with benches…

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… colourful balconies overlooking the city…

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… and some generally crazy-looking stuff that makes you wonder whether there was something not quite kosher about that pitcher of sangria you ordered at lunch. Whatever that Gaudi guy was smoking, I want some.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Christmas wrap-up

Just realised the title of this post is an unintentional pun, ha!

Per my family’s tradition (or rather, lack thereof), Christmas was rather a low-key affair this year. As a Hindu family in Australia we never really celebrated the holiday itself, but would each year take advantage of the long summer weekend to have a picnic at the beach or a barbie in the backyard.

It wasn’t exactly beach weather in Munich, as the desolation of the usually bustling Seehaus beer garden attested…

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… but all the same we had a nice Christmas Day stroll around the English Garden. My parents saw a frozen lake for the first time, and as you might have guessed from an earlier post, watching their reaction was good fun!

When I was a kid, I had this book called Usborne Children’s Encyclopaedia that had pictures showing what all the seasons look like in the northern hemisphere (it was an American publication). The English Garden reminds me of that. It’s so nice any time of year. In summer it’s lush and green and full of sunshine; in autumn, it’s a riot of fiery fall shades, and in winter, whether snow-covered or not, it’s still beautiful in its bareness. (Don’t ask me about spring, I haven’t seen it yet!) Being within jogging distance of this place really is one of the most wonderful things about living in Munich.

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As requested by someone back in Seattle (Was it you Sean? I don’t remember), I took advantage of my parents’ request for a post-walk coffee pit stop to conduct recon on the seasonal drinks available at the local Seattle Embassy (ie. Starbucks).
  • Dark chocolate cherry latte – a McDonalds-esque attempt to play on a well-known local flavour (cf. the truly awful “McGreek” I once tried in a fit of desperate hunger at Athens airport). Nicht so gut.
  • Lebkuchen latte – this tastes exactly the same as the gingerbread latte in the States. Mmmm.
  • Toffee nut latte – this didn’t seem a typically German flavour to me, nor was it particularly good. *shrug*
  • No eggnog latte. Sniff!
Aaand that’s the first and last time I will visit Starbucks in Europe.

For lunch, we ate the very traditional Christmas repast of bhel. See? We’re total heathens.

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Dinner was a more traditional affair. I had decided that for my one and only Christmas in Germany I wanted to go all out and make a traditional German meal. Plus, my family has never made roast dinner-type food at home before, so my parents (or at least my dad – my mum’s pescetarian) would get a treat too.

So on Christmas Eve-Eve, I visited Viktualienmarkt (the farmers’ market in the centre of town) to buy a bird for roasting. The traditional Christmas meat in these parts is goose, but (a) they cost €70 apiece, (b) a whole goose is way too big for only two people, and (c) the only mechanism for roasting I have in my apartment is the little toaster oven that Natasha, Punit and Kostas gave me as a housewarming present. Goosey no fitsy.

(Oh, and (d). When I move back to the PNW, the scary Canadian geese would get me. Fo’ sho’s.)

I went to talk to the nice man standing outside Geflügel Paradies (Poultry Paradise), who convinced me to settle on a humble chook. Not the most exotic of meats, but given my size limitations it was the only workable option. I memorised the stallkeeper’s instructions like a mantra, which is why fellow U-Bahn commuters heard me muttering under my breath all the way home: “hundert sechszig Grad, eine Stunde fünfzehn Minuten”.

I had very clear instructions on how to make my German roast chicken with apple, walnut and sultana stuffing, but nevertheless it wasn’t the most relaxing cooking experience. I couldn’t shake the irrational n00b fear that I would take out the chicken and it would still be raw as Gollum's supper, spoiling my dad’s one and only traditional Christmas dinner. But happily, everything turned out just lovely. Thanks, Geflügelmann!

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That’s the chicken and stuffing in back, some spinach with pine nuts and sultanas (a substitute for blaukraut, which my parents don’t really like), semmel knödel (German bread dumplings – I cheated and bought sofort – instant), some grilled cod for my mum (not at all Weihnachtlich – but I did find the recipe in a German book!), and a simple green salad. The gloop in the middle is gravy made from the pan drippings.

I am pretty proud of myself for not burning down the building .

I decided to leave dessert to the experts, stocking up on lebkuchen, plätzchen, Dresdner stollen and früchtebrot from the Christkindlmarkt. Omg. If the German people could just master irony and customer service the way they’ve mastered baking, I’m not sure I could ever bring myself to leave.

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And then, completely fat on Christmas food, we all immediately went to sign up for the next season of The Biggest Loser.

Frohe Weihnachts, all!

Other miscellaneous observations:
  • Christmas store hours here are a bit different. Since Christmas Eve is the big daddy in Germany, everything is shut by noon on the 24th, but many essentials (supermarkts, coffee shops, bakeries) are open again by noon on the 25th.
  • I saw no surfers on the Eisbach on Christmas Day. That was a first!
  • Yes, that is a real Christmas tree (!)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Eines kleines Wortspiel

Slowly but surely, I am feeling like less and less of an idiot when it comes to German. That is, I am only stumped 60% of the time now instead of 90% :]

Last week, a cool milestone: I understood a pun! (Yes, contrary to popular belief there is such a thing as German humour.)

Over Advent, the bakery chain Rischart put up this billboard in Munich’s U-Bahn stations to advertise their seasonal wares. The caption means “Rischart has a Plätzchen for everyone.”

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The wordplay: “plätzchen”, which literally means “little place”, is also the name for the tiny cookies that Germans bake and eat over the Christmas season (see the billboard picture… mmmmmm).

Learning the language and culture through immersion has been so slow and gradual, it’s nice to have a concrete reminder once in a while that I am actually progressing. One small word for a German, one giant leap in my confidence that my Deutsch isn't completely shite.

Btw, because I’m a nerd, afterwards I went online looking for English-German bilingual puns. My favourite one was “that’s just the tip of the Scheissberg”. (In German Scheisse = shit, Berg = mountain.) I’m so stealing it!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Let it snow…

A solid week of wintry weather in Munich and I’m beginning to understand why the nickname for this city is Toytown, Germany. Even in November, the place was looking enough like a fairytale with its quaint old buildings, bustling Christmas markets and bare winter trees. With a liberal dusting of snow on top, the place is basically a Christmas card. I live in a Christmas card. Cool, nein?

My parents arrived here last week to stay for the holidays, and it’s been fun seeing their reaction to the weather. My mum and dad have never spent winter anywhere except Mumbai and Sydney. (Edit: Oh, and Chennai and Calcutta. But that doesn't change anything.) Neither of those cities have ever recorded a negative temperature reading. My childhood memories of winter  (“winter”) in Australia are of me and Amma cowering in front of our little gas heater as soon as the temperature dipped below 10 Celsius (I blame our tropical Indian genes). So for my parents, the last few days have been a baptism of fire. If you could imagine a really really cold fire.

Munich ups the ante a bit compared to either of the places I’ve lived before. It’s no Ontario (where I spent last Christmas – brrrrr…), but the temperature does stay below freezing even during the day, and the snow sticks for several months. This is in contrast to Seattle, where we have lovely mild (for North America) winters, apart from the 48 hours of Snowmageddon that result in not driving or bus-ing anywhere until either (a) the snow melts or (b) one of the twenty dinky council snow ploughs finally makes it to your street.

Yesterday was the first time my parents saw real big fat snowflakes falling. Here is a brief summary of the scene.

Emerging from a U-Bahn station, 8pm:
Me: Hmmm, it’s really starting to come down. *mothering my mother* Do you have your hat and gloves on?
Amma: Omg. It’s so pretty! And fluffy! Snooowwwwwww!
Pappa: Omg. So. Cool.
Amma: OMG.
Pappa: Did you realise that if you stick your tongue out, you can taste the snow?
Amma: Whoa.
*Both of them stand on the footpath squinting skyward with their tongues out*
*Old Bavarian lady across the street stares unabashedly*

I have the coolest parents EVER.

In related news, I have come to the conclusion that my usual winter get-up of thick socks + hiking boots will not cut it in Munich, unless I want my feet to spend the entire winter alternating between numbness and pain (I have low blood pressure). So I am now the proud owner of a proper pair of winter boots. They are thick and lined with cosy furry stuff, and each is the size of a small animal. They go clump-clump-clump as I walk around, and I could probably inflict some major ass-whooping with them if I wanted to. Love ‘em. All they need now are names. Yeti and Sasquatch? Matze und Ute? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

To market, to market!

Comrades:
A new front has opened up in the battle between German food and my desire not to be the size of a bus. Advent is here, and that means across Munich, and across Germany, the Weihnachtsmärkte (Christmas markets) are open for business.

The winding streets of Munich’s old town have been transformed into a maze of wooden huts fringed with pine branches and fairy lights. Hundreds of people crowd the markets night and day, inspecting the wares and warming up with the occasional glühwein (hot spiced wine) or sausage sandwich. When the city’s had a dusting of snow and night falls, it starts to look a lot like something out of a fairy tale.

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Every market has a slightly different twist. The Christkindlmarkt in Munich’s main square, Marienplatz, is the most traditional one. It’s a one-stop shop for all your Yuletide needs, from tree decorations to candles to children’s toys.

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I particularly loved this wooden figurine I found in the Christkindlmarkt. Clearly, his moustache is stupendous. But what tickles me the most is the fact that you actually see old Opas on the Munich subway with moustaches like this. Along with Indians, Bavarians are the only people I’ve seen who know how to grow a serious moustache. Everybody else is just flirting with the concept.

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Just a stone’s throw from Marienplatz along one of the Altstadt’s cobblestone streets, you will find the Kripperlmarkt, or nativity market. Here you will find everything you need to bring Baby Cheeses into your own home. At each stall, shepherds, magi, angels, ducks and sheep of all sizes and attitudes are standing to attention alongside miniature bags of flour, buckets and mangers. Walking among these stalls makes you feel a bit like Gulliver among some seriously holy Lilliputians.

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The nativity market was also where I found this wonderful stall selling the widest selection of cookie cutters I have ever seen. I ended up buying a moose, to use next Canada Day.

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Glühwein is a serious business at the Christmas markets. Every market has at least half a dozen stalls selling this sweet, sweet nectar in all its variations. There’s your straight-up traditional glühwein – hot, sweet red wine flavoured with cinnamon, cloves and other spices – or you can order it “mit Schuss” (with a shot of rum or amaretto). There’s also a variety made with white wine, called Engelstrunk (literally “angel’s drink”).
For the underage and the alcoholically disinclined, there’s also Kinderpunsch, or spicy, hot, grog-free fruit punch. Or, if you’re in the mood for something milky, you can order hot chocolate or coffee spiked with your choice of poison: amaretto, rum – or, if you wanna go all old-skool, Eierlikör – a German egg liqueur, which Guido explained to me is only ordered by very rich old German men escorting a snooty fur-coat-wearing woman on each arm. No wonder I got a funny look from the stall guy when I innocently ordered it in Berlin.

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A mug of glühwein is ideal oesophageal lubrication for a second course of lebkuchen, or gingerbread cookies. Oh my GOD. I have eaten gingerbread men in America, and the ginger snap cookies from Ikea (I know, I’m such a sophisticat). But I have to say there is nobody who does gingerbread like the Germans. Bavarian lebkuchen is more moist and soft and sublimely aromatic than any other gingery treat I have ever tasted. It’s not just sugar and butter and molasses that goes into these babies, but allspice, lemon zest, black pepper… nomnomnomnomnom.

I can pass the sausage and crepe stalls without a passing glance; I have even trained myself to steer clear of the glühwein and the roasted nuts, but apparently I simply do not possess the fortitude to resist the siren song of the lebkuchen. I walk nonchalantly through the stalls, repeating to myself: “I am training for a marathon. I am an athlete. I have willpower. I do not need another butter-, sugar- and honey-laden heartbreaker in my life.” And then forty-five seconds later, I am making out with my third gingerbread cookie of the week. FAIL.

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A few blocks north, in Wittelsbacherplatz, is the Mittelaltermarkt, or middle ages market. (Open to everyone, not just 40- and 50-somethings.) Everything here has a mediaeval twist, from the costumes worn by the stall holders, to the live entertainment (I saw an awesome jester show!) and the food! roast suckling pig, wild boar sandwiches, smoked fish, rustic dumpling soups and sausages cooked over an antique stove. Mmmmm.

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Many of the shops sell mediaevally-themed gifts, like swords, armour, jester shoes, and hunting bows. I especially liked this shop that sold nothing but bugles:

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The closest Christmas market to my house is the Schwabinger Weihnachtsmarkt. Here the vibe is a little more modern, with rock bands providing the entertainment instead of church choirs (but in a typically German touch, none of the English music I heard there was more recent than 1990). And all the usual suspects – glühwein, crepes, sausages, chocolate-covered fruit – are in abundance.

One of my favourite places to be in recent weeks has been the Winter Tollwood festival, in Theresienwiese (the venue of Oktoberfest). It’s not strictly a Christmas market, but it runs from November to January and fills the Oktoberfest meadow with quirky stalls, art installations and off-the-wall live performances. It also doesn’t close at 8:30pm like all the other Christmas markets, so it’s always bustling with a lively post-dinner crowd.

Here is a cool piece of art by the toilets at Tollwood, made out of old road signs:

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And here was my favourite performance of the festival so far: a French troupe called Fanfare Le Snob, who ride Segways around in formation (you can’t see them under their cloaks), while playing brass instruments and carrying flaming torches on their heads. Pretty freaking cool.

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This ain’t a town that shuts down and boards itself up for the winter, that’s for sure.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Por favor, nos trae la cuenta

That subject line’s for you, Sean and Jon :)

Pretty much all the countries I have visited in Europe so far seem to have been conspiring to make me the size of a blimp, and Spain was no exception.

I spent two consecutive November weekends in Spain – the first in Madrid with my friends Wei and Alec, and the second in Barcelona with Sean. If you have been yawning through the nerdiness of my recent Berlin posts, rejoice: I simply had no time to do thorough background research on Spain before I went, so my knowledge of Spanish history remains only marginally less shocking today than it was before I visited. You are spared the lecture. My Spain posts are going to be all about food, and pretty buildings, and stuff.

One afternoon in Madrid, Alec, Wei and I visited San Ginés chocolateria, an institution in the city for its mastery of a single dish: churros con chocolate. I’d eaten churros before in California and Peru, and enjoyed them – there isn’t much not to like about hot, crispy sticks of deep-fried sugary dough. Along with Chinese roast pork and mozzarella sticks, churros are one of those things I eat only once every two or three years, simply because most of the time I don’t feel like eating them – I feel my arteries clogging up at a mere glance.

So I was pretty blown away when I found out that in Madrid, churros are not sufficient on their own. No, in Madrid you must take these giant cholesterol delivery mechanisms and smother them in a bowl of oozy-goozy molten chocolate. I was simultaneously intrigued and repulsed at the idea.

At the counter at San Ginés, we simply ordered “tres” (there isn’t anything else on the menu), and sat down elbow-to-elbow with the locals in the cosy, green-and-white basement.

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It was good. Don’t get me wrong, it was GOOD. Yet at the same time it was just too much oil, too much sugar, too much cream for a Women’s Health/Runner’s World gal to handle intellectually. The entire experience was a weird disconnect between my mind and my body. Obviously homo sapiens is hardwired to enjoy anything calorie-dense, so my taste buds were sighing “Oh, baby. Oh, baby.” My brain, on the other hand, was saying to me incredulously: “Err… I’m not sure if you noticed, but this is death. You are eating death.” I just couldn't quite enjoy it with the abandon one needs on such an occasion.

So, maybe the churros-and-chocolate concept is a bit over the top, but really I can’t complain about any of the meals I had in Spain. Quite the opposite. For one, I love the Spanish concept of tapas. Whenever I go to any restaurant, I end up wanting to order everything on the menu, so for me a meal structured around sharing many small plates of deliciousness rather than each person ordering a big plate of one thing is a dream come true!

One night in Madrid, we ate at Restaurant Botin, which claims to be the oldest continuously operating restaurant in the world. Ernest Hemingway used to eat there, apparently. It was not technically a tapas place, but the portion sizes still lent themselves to sharing many dishes. We tried the local specialties of squid-ink rice and roast suckling pig. Delicious!

Every tapas place we went to was as meticulous on presentation as it was on taste. Here are the amazing desserts Sean and I shared in Barcelona the following weekend – washed down with a big jug of sangria, naturally…

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It was nice to be in a place where eating outdoors is doable all year. In Munich, the restaurants packed up their patio chairs weeks ago, but in Barcelona and Madrid the outdoor tables were still going strong. On many streets, the two car lanes are separated by a broad pedestrian strip full of dining tables. The waiters have to cross the road to bring you your food! Gives a new meaning to the phrase “drive-thru”.

I know this post makes it sound like all I did in Spain was stuff my face, but that’s only about 92.3% true. There’ll be more in my next post about art galleries and architecture, and such things that might lead you to conclude incorrectly that I am cultured.

In the mean time, I will leave you with this not so high brow observation: In Madrid, buskers make money by scaring the shit out of you. Wei and I almost died of fright when these street performers in Plaza Mayor yelped at us. When we recovered from the shock, we realised would be supremely easy to take revenge by running off with all their money. They have no legs to chase us with!

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We were about to execute the heist when we realised that the severed heads had brought backup, in the form of Joker and Winnie the Pooh's love child. Luckily we both had necklaces of garlic around our necks to ward off the evil eye.

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So yeah, don’t mess with Spanish buskers. They will probably come to your house and club you to death with Bratz dolls and colourful balloons.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Stalking Angela Merkel, and other adventures

The last day of my visit to Berlin was 9th November 2009 – exactly 20 years after the first border crossings were opened between East and West Berlin. The main celebrations at the Brandenburg Gate were to take place in the evening, so I spent the daylight hours hanging out with Guido, who happened to have the day off. He lent me his kick-ass fold-up bike to ride, and off we went cycling the streets of the city.

While we were breaking for lunch - I swear I would move to Berlin for the falafel alone - we happened to hear a traffic report on the restaurant’s radio. Well, to be honest, I wasn’t aware at the time that it was a traffic report. To me it sounded more like “Deutschdeutschmoredeutschreallyfastdeutschaaarrghh”. But luckily I was with Guido, who said “They’re closing off streets so that Angela Merkel can give a speech on a bridge across town. Let’s go see her!”

So we set off to Bösebrücke, a bridge over the river Spree that used to be an East-West border crossing. It was the first checkpoint where GDR guards allowed people to go west that night in ‘89. It was also the bridge across which Angela Merkel herself stepped into West Berlin for the first time (she was living at the time in the East Berlin district of Prenzlauer Berg). So it was very fitting for her to give a speech there 20 years later, as reunified Germany’s first East German (and female) chancellor. She’s a symbol of all the promise that night held.

Approaching the bridge, we started to see police vans and barriers set up on the streets. There were already hundreds of people standing patiently in the rain waiting for Angela to arrive. It was all very German, there was zero jostling for position, people were just craning their necks and apologising to each other if they accidentally bumped someone in the process.

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Finally the chancellor arrived and as a bonus, she had brought along Mikhail Gorbachev, Lech Walesa, Klaus Wowereit (the mayor of Berlin), and a man who I later found out was Joachim Gauck, a former East Berlin dissident who was put in charge of all of the Stasi’s records after reunification. Quite a star-studded line-up, in other words!

As the official party, flanked by dozens of cameramen, made their symbolic walk across the bridge, people began to cheer and yell “Gorbi! Gorbi!” Although the way Nov 9th actually played out was due to a bureacratic mix-up, Gorbachev is widely credited as the politician who, in the big picture, really brought down the Iron Curtain. So he was very warmly received. There was also one particularly vocal Polish man who ran up and down the bridge waving the flag of Poland yelling “Polska! Polska!” as Lech Walesa walked by. That made everyone chuckle.

The first person to speak was Joachim Gauck. He made a very metaphorical speech in which he said that although East Germans had studied all their lives to be obedient and fearful, they had passed their examination in freedom. I was lucky I had Guido there to translate the German for me, or I would spent the rest of the afternoon wondering confusedly why that guy was talking about exams on a big day like this. Mein Deutsch ist ein bisschen schlecht. Interestingly, he also gave a shout out to Barack Obama, comparing “Wir sind das Volk”, the slogan used by pro-democracy demonstrators in East Germany, to “Yes we can!” A catch cry that appeals to the heart and the mind, he said.

Next, Angela Merkel gave her speech. She thanked Walesa and Gorbachev for their role in paving the way for German reunification. She also expressed how happy she was to see that the post-wall generation no longer identified themselves as from the east or west, but simply as Germans. It was interesting to hear that after all the Ossi/Wessi hang-ups I had heard and read about. I don’t know whether she was just being politically correct,or whether these views mainly exist among older people who lived through those times, while younger people really have less of a complex about it.

All through the speeches the crowd stood hushed and attentive, unconcerned with the rain and the cold. There was no pomp or pyrotechnics here, just a bunch of people to whom this day obviously meant a lot. It felt special to be there.


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Once the speeches were done, the dignitaries started to head off the bridge. That’s when everyone lost all pretence of politeness and headed for the barrier… me included. This was a once-in-a-lifetime event for me, after all. Here is my photo proving I saw Gorbi and Angela Merkel in person :)

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Oh, btw. Before the dignitaries all exit this scene, I would like to list several reasons why Klaus Wowereit, the mayor of Berlin, is awesome.
  1. When he announced his candidacy for mayor in 2001, he said "Ich bin schwul, und das ist auch gut so" ("I am gay, and that’s a good thing"). Matter closed, all stupidity pre-empted.
  2. When he was leaving the bridge, someone asked for his autograph and he obliged. As he began to write the date next to his signature, he said “Uh, what date is it again? Oh… right. November 9th.” causing several hundred people on the bridge to crack up.
  3. Unlike the other pollies who rushed off quite promptly after the proceedings were over (to the dismay of much of the crowd), he was stopping every few metres to pose nicely for everyone’s cameras and banter with the crowd. He was obviously basking in the attention and the interaction with people.
As twilight hovered over the city  I headed to the Brandenburg Gate to get a good vantage point for the official celebrations. From Potsdamer Platz to the Reichstag, 1000 foam dominoes had been set up along the exact line where the wall used to stand. Each domino had been painted by schoolchildren or artists from across the globe. Here was one of my personal favourites (the caption says “Walls are a danger to your health”):

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The climax of the evening was to be the toppling of these dominoes in a chain reaction, symbolising the fall of the communist regimes across Europe during the tumult of 1989. But this wasn’t happening for another couple of hours, and it was cold and raining. I attempted to warm myself up with some fruit punch. Germans seem to like this hot wine concept a lot, and they have the right idea in my opinion. The punch stall was lined with huge glass bowls of red and white wine, each containing different fruit mixes – melon, berry, tropical, and so on. I got some hot white wine with strawberries floating in it, which staved off the chill a little, and got me sufficiently tiddly to make the wait in the rain a little more interesting.

Waiting next to me by the dominoes was the gentleman I referred to in my previous post, who had fled East Berlin with his family as a child. After almost forty years living in West Germany and Australia, he had returned to Berlin after reunification and brought his Australian wife with him. It was quite special to spend the evening with someone for whom it personally meant so much.

Finally, things started to happen at the spectacularly lit but heavily barricaded Brandenburger Tor. Placido Domingo sang an aria. The Berlin State Orchestra played something stately. Bon Jovi played something awful (why didn’t they pick a German band?).

Big wigs from all the Allied countries – Nicolas Sarkozy, Gordon Brown, Hillary Clinton and Dmitry Medvedev – joined Angela Merkel on the stage to make rousing speeches. My brain was doing somersaults as Sarkozy spoke in French and I tried to distinguish the German translation that was going out at the same time over the loudspeakers.

I have to say, I was surprised that Obama didn’t attend personally (although they screened his video address). I would have thought all this anniversary hoop-la would have been right up his alley. All that hopey, changey, inspiration-y stuff.

And finally, after a couple of false starts, the dominoes fell. Here is my video, my first ever Youtube contribution! Apologies, my filming skills leave a lot to be desired. Spielberg still refuses to return my calls.


Some really interesting news features came out around November 9th about what reunification has meant to different people (I’ve listed a selection of them below). Having grown up in a capitalist country far from Europe, I had always had seen Germany’s reunification portrayed as an unequivocally positive event. In reality there seems to be a broad spectrum of views within Germany on whether it was such a good thing – ranging from unbridled optimism, to extreme pessimism, to complete apathy.

I think in a lot of cases, what people hoped for in ‘89 was simply greater democratic freedoms for the people of the DDR – not necessarily the end of communism or the reunification of Germany. Whether the communist regime could have survived within a truly democratic framework is another can of worms I’m not going to open in this entry. I also think maybe people hoped that bringing in capitalism would be a silver bullet for all of society's ills. But no system is perfect, so when people saw that capitalism comes with its own set of problems, they got disillusioned. - My amateur theory. It's hard to get into someone's head when they've been inculcated with all the opposite theories to what you've grown up with.

History is written by the victors, as the pomp and ceremony of the official celebrations show. But it certainly looks like it will be a while before the ghosts of divided Germany are completely gone.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

DDR-101

Omg, SO behind on the blog posts. I would like to convey my profuse apologies to my millions of diehard fans who haven’t been able to sleep at night on account of the suspense.

Ok, more realistically, I apologise to my mum and grandma. Sorry, guys! If you didn’t read this, I’d be talking to myself.

So back about 80 years ago when I last updated this blog, I was talking about my visit to Berlin. I mentioned that I timed my visit to coincide with the 20th anniversary celebrations of the fall of the Berlin Wall. It was definitely a very special time to be in the city. There were exhibitions and events everywhere, the Brandenburg Gate was aglow with decorative spotlights, and there was a buzz about the place that was palpable. I was also lucky enough to meet some German folks who lived in the divided Germany and get their take on things, which I’ll try to weave in here.

To start off: a small history lesson for those who, like me, were watching Sesame Street when all this Wall stuff went down. Gather round, children.

It all started at the end of World War Two. When the Allied forces finally declared victory in Europe, they decided that, after two bloody world wars, it was too dangerous to let Germany be a united, self-governed country anymore – look who they elected when we let that happen after WWI, they thought. So Germany was split into four regions, each administered by one of the major Allied countries – America, Britain, France and the Soviet Union. Berlin was a more complicated matter. It was situated in the heart of Soviet-controlled Germany, and yet its importance as the capital city of Germany and nerve centre of the Nazis meant all the Allies wanted their share. So Berlin was also split up, into three, and later four zones. So in 1945, Germany looked something like this (that little multicoloured speck in the sea of red is Berlin):

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(Thanks Wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Map-Germany-1945.svg)

According to the official agreements drawn up in 1945, the three Western Allies were guaranteed full air access to West Berlin, and there was an informal agreement that they could use road and rail access routes as well.

But it was only a matter of time before tension began brewing between the capitalist Western Allies and the Soviet Union. And as a tiny, vulnerable outpost of Western ideology in the increasingly repressive and paranoid East German territory, the Soviets began using access to West Berlin as a bargaining chip in their wranglings with the western Allies. The Soviet leader Khrushchev privately referred to West Berlin as “the testicles of the West”. When he wanted to apply political pressure, all he had to do was squeeze.

Eventually, relations broke down completely. After the fiasco of the Berlin Blockade, West and East Germany declared themselves as separate countries – the FDR and the GDR (or DDR in Deutsch). But as the East German economy became increasingly dysfunctional, and Western media broadcasts showed East Germans the post-war prosperity and democratic freedoms that Wessis were enjoying, people started emigrating en masse to the West. In response, the DDR government closed off the entire border with West Germany – except through Berlin. After all, you can’t just run a wall through the middle of a city that’s been functioning as a single organism for 800 years… right?

Well, you can, apparently. Despite propaganda from the communist SED party referring to the emigrés as victims of capitalist Kopfjagd (head-hunting) – implying that they had been bribed or kidnapped west as opposed to leaving voluntary – the DDR was still bleeding people through the loophole of Berlin. And it was losing just the wrong kind of people – doctors, teachers, engineers – the young, educated and ambitious. So, in 1961, the government decided to plug the leak.

Under cover of darkness on an otherwise quiet summer night, thousands of East German army personnel sealed off the entire 150km border around West Berlin. Berliners woke up to find that their brothers, sisters, children, parents, friends, sweethearts, colleagues – who yesterday may have lived a block away – were suddenly on the other side of an impenetrable barbed wire barrier watched over by an armed military guard.

Some situations created by the wall were truly bizarre. On one street called Bernauer Strasse, the apartment blocks on one side of the street were in East Berlin, while the street itself and the buildings opposite were in West Berlin. Residents of those buildings started trying to jump out the windows onto the waiting landing pads set up in the street by West Berliners. One guy was grabbed by the ankle by a DDR soldier on his way out the window, starting a human tug-of-war that eventually was won by the rescuers, who had gravity on their side. Eventually, only proven SED loyalists were allowed to live anywhere near the border on the eastern side.

Eventually, the barbed wire fence became a wall, and the wall became a metres-thick reinforced concrete barrier, to prevent cars from driving through it. The DDR installed sand traps, barbed wire, searchlights, and hundreds of watchtowers manned by soldiers carrying AK-47s. They were ordered to shoot anyone attempting to escape.

The bleeding had been stanched. East Germans were now safe from the bribery and kidnapping schemes of the West. During the 38 years of the wall’s existence, only around 5000 people successfully escaped to West Berlin, compared with the two million who had fled in the 50’s alone. But as a dude way more eloquent than me put it:
Beneath the facade of self-congratulation… the SED state was as insecure and paranoid as ever. It was not enough that the GDR’s citizens were quiescent. They had to love the party and everything it did.
- Frederick Taylor in The Berlin Wall (awesome, awesome book)
The infamous East German security service, the Stasi, had its beady eye on everyone. There was one Stasi employee or informant for every 66 citizens of the DDR. It could be your sister, your colleague, your best friend. They kept thick dossiers on every citizen. A colleague of mine told me a story about his father-in-law who grew up in East Germany. He needed to make an overseas visit for work, so he had to go to a government office to apply for his visa. At his interview, he sat in front of a desk with a row of files about three metres long, all containing information about him. He was only 24 years old. CREEPY.

If you voiced dissent openly, or were unfortunate enough to trust a poker-faced informant with your unpalatable opinions, the Stasi was known to follow a person down the street in a non-descript van, bundle them up off the footpath and cart them off to a gulag, often never to be seen again. Some of the interrogation camps were set up on former Nazi concentration camp sites. How Animal Farm can you get??!!

In Berlin, I talked to a man whose family had fled through the Berlin escape hatch when he was a child in 1960. If they’d left it another year, they would have been trapped behind the wall. The most poignant thing he told me was that his mum and dad couldn’t even tell their own parents that they were leaving forever. They could be informants; and if they weren’t, the Stasi could come for them if they suspected they had known about the escape and not squealed. So they told them they were going to West Berlin for the evening for a birthday party, and never came back. By the time this man returned to Berlin after reunification, his grandparents had long passed away.

Of course, life wasn’t all bad in the DDR. If you weren’t on the government’s radar, you could have a pretty good life. You might not have had the latest and greatest “stuff” (there was a 12-year waiting list to get a car, for example), but you had job security, everyone earned about the same, and social services like child care were completely free. East Germans talk about the great sense of community that was fostered by the government-sponsored camps and clubs. Relationships with neighbours and friends become stronger when things aren’t always on hand at the grocery store and you need to ask around. And things were cheap. When we were in the DDR Museum, An East German guy approached us, protesting that from his memory, the Soviet-branded liquor bottle we were looking at was actually waayyy cheaper than it said on the label.

Still, people generally lived in fear of their own government. Many felt compelled to join the SED so their children wouldn’t be disadvantaged, or to deflect the penetrating gaze of the Stasi.

Over the years, a divided Germany became an accepted fact for people on both sides. My friend Guido, who grew up in West Germany and was a teenager when the wall came down, told me how his family would sometimes just drive out to the countryside to look at the border fence. As a child, he didn’t even know what was on the other side, or if there was even anything on the other side. In his mind, the wall was the end of the world.

A few times, his family went on weekend trips to visit West Berlin. Specially-designated road and rail routes still allowed FDR access to the western sectors. Guido described the road as a “highway with no exits”. You could see some quaint East German towns and villages as you drove along, but of course there was no question of stopping along the way. Once you were on the road, your safe passage was at the pleasure of the DDR soldiers on duty. Each time Guido’s family made this trip, he was instructed not to freak out if a soldier stopped them and left the children waiting in the car for three hours while interrogating the parents. It never actually happened, but it was a common enough occurrence that his parents felt the need to warn him about it.

So when the Soviet Union started to crumble under financial and political pressure in the late 80’s, and the wall came tumbling down, it was a truly monumental event in so many ways. On a personal level, it meant the achievement of long-awaited political and economic freedoms, and reunions with friends and family. On a national level, it meant the reunification of a people that had been artificially divided for almost half a century. And on a geopolitical level, it signified the end of a Cold War that had, at times, come to the brink of going nuclear.

I found this footage on Youtube of that fateful night – November 9th, 1989. It sent shivers up my spine. Do watch the whole thing if you have the time (it’s in German with English subtitles). If you only have time for one, watch Part 2.

Part 1 – first borders crossings at Bornholmer Brücke

Part 2 – confrontation at the Brandenburg Gate – embedded below

Part 3 – Who should be held responsible for the deaths of the hundreds of escapees who were shot trying to cross the wall?

Despite the euphoria of the initial border crossings, the move to a western-capitalist system hasn’t lived up to all the fervent hopes of East Germans. After many years of stability and guaranteed employment, acclimatising to the rough-and-tumble of the global marketplace has been difficult, especially for the older generation. The sudden freedom to travel sparked yet another post-wall brain drain to the west. A lot of East Germans never learnt English at school (they had to learn Russian as their second language), and as a result many international companies continue to set up shop in the west instead of the east. Despite government programs and investment, twenty years later there’s still a huge socio-economic gap between the east and the west. Unemployment is twice as high and per capita GDP is a third lower.

And in the rush to standardise after reunification, many of the cultural touchpoints that East Germans grew up with have been lost – the familiar supermarket brands, the cartoon characters they loved as children, the puttering two-stroke engine Trabi cars. The dapper, top hat-wearing Ampelmännchen (traffic light guy) was only saved from EU standardisation by a grassroots protest movement.

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As a result, there is a noticeable yearning for the past. At the flea markets in Berlin, you can buy DDR souvenirs such as army coats, uniform buttons and hats. I visited a store dedicated to selling Ampelmann-themed paraphernalia like t-shirts, keyrings and even Ampelmann-shaped pasta. You can even have East German-branded grocery items delivered to your doorstep from sites like Ossiladen. These things are popular not just among people who grew up in East Germany, but among West Germans too. Ossi is in.

This phenomenon of Ostalgie, as it’s called in German (portmanteau of Ost=East and Nostalgie=Nostalgia), has been harshly criticised in some quarters as a whitewashing of the brutality and oppression many people experienced at the hands of the SED. But it’s understandable, I think. I don’t think there are many East Germans who deny that the communist regime was ruthlessly undemocratic. It’s more that the feeling that your culture is being erased makes you cling to it all the more. And it’s natural to remember mostly the good things about the past. I know now that the Enid Blyton books I read as a child were subliminally xenophobic and pretty blatantly sexist, but that doesn’t stop me from remembering them fondly.

One of the interesting places I visited while I was in Berlin was the DDR Museum. It’s jammed with old East German artefacts like school textbooks, propaganda posters, youth brigade uniforms, even an entire communist-era apartment with original furniture and appliances – including the bathroom! While it mostly feels nostalgic, there are some sinister little touches – like the fact that in a section of the museum that displays old Stasi surveillance equipment, you can eavesdrop on the conversations of the visitors in the living room of the reconstructed apartment.

One of my favourite bits was flipping through an old children’s song book. A crazy proportion of the songs were about soldiers and protecting the state.

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Here is my terribly rudimentary translation of verse 2 – dear readers, please feel free to correct my mistakes :)
The tank is so heavy
How thick are its walls
Yet it hunts in the country
So swiftly and easily
It’s kind of funny/creepy to imagine children singing this!

As you can tell by the length of this post, this whole topic fascinated me no end. Here are some interesting links if you want to learn more.
My next post will be about the 20th anniversary celebrations – stay tuned :)

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

If these walls could talk…

If you need proof that a city can survive plagues, aerial bombardments, financial collapse, Napoleonic wars, fascism, communism and physical division – and come out the other side even more beguiling as a result – all you need to do is go visit Berlin.

As a gal who’s reached that rarefied stratum of nerd-dom that compels me to study for my vacations, it was simply fascinating to walk through a city where every block has a story to tell. For the sake of time, I’ll have to break this trip up into several posts. In this one, I’ll go over some of my personal favourite stops on the tourist trail.

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Berlin’s turbulent history has forced the city into a constant state of rebuilding. The result is a truly eclectic mish-mash of things to see. The centuries-long dynasty of Hohenzollern kings built classical cathedrals, museums and monuments to rival any other European city. World War II made Berlin the focus of  Allied aerial bombardments, and by V-Day,90% of the city was destroyed, leaving yawning gaps to be reconstructed in each Allied zone. And when the wall finally came down in 1989, the no-man’s land of concrete and barbed wire that used to separate East from West suddenly became a blank architectural canvas for a newly reunified Germany.

To get an overview of the city on my first day, I took a walking tour conducted by Terry Brewer, a former British naval intelligence agent who has lived in Berlin on and off for 50 years and knows its history backwards, inside out and upside down.

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He warns you right at the outset to leave if you don’t like history or aren’t down for, oh, 10 hours or so of walking. If you are up to it, though, you will learn more about Berlin than you ever dreamed you could in one day – that is, if you can keep up with him! His pace was certainly putting a lot of the youngsters in the group to shame.

All along the way, he is at you like a school teacher to keep up, shut up and listen. So if you don’t have a sense of humour, or you have a broken rib (as one girl indignantly told him when he chided her the nth time for walking slowly), you should find another tour. But I am sure there are very few other English-speaking tour guides in Berlin who can tell you what it was like being in an East Berlin pub the day the wall came down.

(I promise I’m not getting kickbacks to shill for this guy. The tour was just that good.)

One of the areas that consumed several hours of the tour was the main boulevard of Berlin – the charmingly named Unter Den Linden (“under the lime trees”). Clustered on both sides are venerable old bridges, churches, museums, squares… even the university where Albert Einstein taught. Basically, if you want to see the blockbuster old architecture in Berlin and glug history from a fire hose, UDL is where it’s at, yo. Here were some of my personal highlights.

Our first stop was the Lustgarten (Pleasure Garden), ringed by the Berliner Dom (Berlin Cathedral) and the Altes Museum (Old Museum), from whose steps I took this photo. Over the years the Lustgarten has seen use as a recreational park, a venue for public demonstrations, and, in its darkest days, a Nazi parade ground. Happily, in the years since reunification the square has been restored to its former beauty. For me this was one of the coolest examples of how the city has bounced back from a dark past.

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Another of my favourite stops along Unter Den Linden was the war memorial. Ironically, it’s housed in a building that used to be a military guard house. It’s intended as a tribute not just to fallen German soldiers, but to all victims of war. The building is in a Greek style, and is bare inside except for the lone statue of a mother retrieving her dead son’s body from a battlefield. There is a single circular hole in the roof to let in the sun, snow, or rain – so the landscape around the statue is changing, but in any weather, the sense of futility and loss is constant. The artist, Käthe Kollwitz, was a staunch pacifist and socialist whose own sons died in the World Wars.

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About a block or so west is Bebelplatz, the square where the Nazi book burnings took place in 1933, and the site of another striking memorial. Set into the ground is a plaque with this quote from German writer Heinrich Heine. He penned it more than a hundred years before Hitler came to power, but it's chillingly prophetic. My rough amateur translation is "This is only the beginning... in the end, those who burn books will also burn people." CREEPY.

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And of course, Unter Den Linden famously culminates in the majestic Brandenburg Gate. The twists and turns of this monument’s fate have eerily paralleled the events of the city around it. When Napoleon marched into Berlin, he took the quadriga that tops the gate back to Paris; when the Prussians in turn conquered the French, they retrieved the quadriga and put it back where it belonged. The Nazis used the gate as a symbol for an all-powerful, unified Reich. And during the decades of Germany’s separation, the gate stood solitary and stranded in the no man’s land metres from the Berlin Wall, where East German soldiers had orders to shoot to kill.

Today, it’s once again the most well-known architectural symbol of unified Germany. My first glimpse of it was after dark. Two days before the 20th anniversary celebrations for the fall of the Wall, it was lit up with a vengeance.

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That was just a handful of the countless museums, statues, and other interesting things lining Berlin’s main boulevard. Due to time constraints I had to just pass by and promise myself a return trip.

Moving just a little further into East Berlin, I walked down streets that transported me back to communist times, like Karl-Marx-Allee. Hulking, grandiose apartment blocks line this wide boulevard as far as the eye can see. I guess this is what Moscow looks like. It was hard to capture on camera how imposing these wedding cake-style buildings really look!

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Some buildings in Berlin are conspicuous by their absence. During Nazi times, Hitler commissioned many grandiose new buildings, including his personal palace, the Gestapo headquarters and “courthouse”. He proclaimed that these buildings would stand for a thousand years – most of them barely lasted six. They were destroyed in the war and never rebuilt.

The city block under which Hitler committed suicide in his subterranean bunker is now occupied by a large apartment building. There are no markers, no reminders of what used to be here. The bodies of Hitler and his cronies were ignominiously burned by the Soviet victors and the ashes thrown into the river, so neo-Nazis wouldn’t have a chance to turn any grave site into a shrine.

Of course on this particular weekend, the most conspicuous absence was that of the Berlin Wall. In parts of the city, its former path is marked a trail of bricks on the ground – but it seems that mostly, the focus has been to get the damn thing down and rehabilitate the areas of the city that were part of the “death strip” separating East and West Berlin.

One such area is Potsdamer Platz, which before World War II was one of the busiest intersections in Berlin. But then the wall went up straight through the middle of it, and that was that. It was hereafter known as “no-man's land”, the area between the inner and outer walls.

It’s hard to imagine that, standing in the bustle of today’s Potsdamer Platz. As far as I could tell from the huge train station, modern skyscrapers, street festivals and general urban craziness, it’s easily living up to its exceedingly cheesy marketing slogan, “the Platz to be”. *groan*

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The most famous modern building in Potsdamer Platz is the Sony Centre. When I went, the place was full of TV cameras and the red carpet was rolled out for a movie premiere. Here is its famous roof:

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In quieter parts of the city, there are still bits of the wall standing. Some still look as depressing as they were years ago, and are surrounded by fences to deter souvenir-collectors. The longest remaining stretch, however, has been converted into an art project called the East Side Gallery. Running for about 1.3km along the river Spree, the gallery showcases works from international artists – some poignant, some provocative, and some humorous.

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A dark piece of history converted into public art. That’s just so Berlin.

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Apart from all the tourist landmarks, there were many unique little things I noticed that made me love Berlin. There’s the fluorescent above-ground piping that snakes its way across city blocks in the east…

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… the jovial top-hatted Ampelmänner (traffic light men) who almost got replaced in the rush to standardise everything after reunification. They were saved only by the protests of sentimental East Berliners who pointed out that not everything Ossi had to be changed for the sake of unity…

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… and of course the random public art (official and unofficial) that today’s Berlin is famous for. Despite being the capital city of Europe’s biggest economy, Berlin is not a hub for big business. It doesn’t even really have a major airport. That’s resulted in a high (almost 20%) unemployment rate, but it’s also kept property prices and living costs fairly low, attracting lots of creative types who like doing things like squatting and painting buildings.

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In the immortal words of its colourful mayor, Klaus Wowereit, Berlin is “poor but sexy”. He's right for sure. Before my visit to Berlin, I was sure I'd have plenty of adjectives for Germany's cities, but “sexy” was certainly not one I expected.

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